N30b01's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Peoplemation: Spin]

AMAZING!

This is by far the best expirimental genre in animation ever! you two should turn into big sell outs with it!

It must have taken tons of time and patience and anybody who doesnt vote 5 for this submission deserves to die!

I better see more movies like this in the future! or else I'll eat your babies!

Dustball responds:

Anything! ANYTHING you want, just please don't hurt us!!

[Zelda: DoUC Pt. 1]

lets see...

We'll start you off with 10 out of 10 because I'm sure you put a lot of effort into it.. plus given the content thats probably your age...

-1 point for it being a video game sprite movie...
-1 point for the chicken raping joke
-1 point for the gay jokes
-1 point for mixing sprites from different games.
-1 point for false claims of my ejoying it..
-1 point for evening out the ill conceived reviews and votes
-1 point for being so pop culture illiterate as to overlook the fact that Mario and Luigi are infact BROTHERS and not FRIENDS... I do not own the cartridge for a game entitled "Super Mario Friends" ... maybe I missed out on something.
-1 for a failed attempt at a spoof
-1 of a movie I liked
-1 point because I'm an asshole

total: 0 points

UdderMadness responds:

i didn't overlook anything...is that wrong?

[Junk Mail]

Doesnt deserve the hype.

Its funny, but the user lies about where he got the sound file because no answering machine especially not digital voice mail allows for a message that long. And its not even a flash movie, I must admit the artwork is pretty good but thats all it is is very cheesey animation barely in sync with a sound file. And if you do click the unsubscribe thigns it does really unsubscribe you so this sounds full of crap anyways, recently i went thruogh every single unsubscribe in my email inbox and I scarcely if ever receive any spam anymore.

s1nt3ch responds:

apparently you don't know crap about anything. this is a real call from a real guy and yes digital answering machins can hold that much of a message especially if it's for a business. The reason I even mention that it's a real call is that other morons like yourself think I made the voice, believe me I sound nothing like that guy. And really does it even matter if you clicked some unsubscribes and they worked. Not everything in the world works like you think it does. And what do you mean by this isn't even a flash movie WTF? I made it in flash. uuhhhhh maybe it's a flash movie.

[If God Smoked Cannibis]

Proof that newgrounds is doomed.

Anybody who votes more than 1 on this should be permanently removed from newgrounds.

BURNDOWNDC responds:

The thought police are out again. Anybody who thinks this guy isn't a zero should have their head permanently removed from their body.

[Bagagagaga Bop!]

W00T!!

YOU ARE THE AWSOMEEST!!

THAT WAS WHAT I CALL ANIMUTATION!

it makes me want to make one too, but I'm not quite that good yet.

groundpoint responds:

lol....I saw trying times=great times. That was great! make some more!

[Fun with pop-culture]

Its funny cause its true.

So heres another 10 and a 5.:-)
I tried votiong 10 but it didnt work:-(

where would I go to find good music for animutation?:P I'm not that good at looking.

Insert-name-here responds:

To find "mae muki rocketto dan" , i used audiogalaxy. It is, by far, the best wacky japanese music source!

[50 minutes (subtitled)]

The problem with your antagonistic bullshit.

You see.. way way back, Strawberry clock submitted crappy movies, most of which got voted off, which is what happens on new grounds.

Theres tons of shit that gets sent in to theportal thats not by the clock crew, infact the clock crew submits the minimal of bullshit on the portal.

The following members of the clock crew make extremely hillarious and good movies:

Raspberry Clock
Orange Clock
Pinneapple Clock
Carrot Clock

hmm. the following anti clock crew movies were good:

This one was okaaaay...

and the one with the meat clock was funny.

but other than that

there ar eno good anti clock crew movies.

So tell me

whos crapping up the portal

the clock crew

or the anti clock bullcrap?

capn-g responds:

This series was made "tongue-in-cheek". However, if you want to get serious, you're defending a group who considers putting a letter of the alphabet up against a flashing coloured background a movie. Faced with such dedication to mindlessness, no form of criticism is too harsh in my book.