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AWESOME!!

DO BLASTER MASTER!!!! That game was the essence of what every game should be

20 hours of straight game play with no game saving and 2 continues.

awesome!!!!!

This has got to be the first video game parody thats not just a buncha crappy sprites and speech bubbles! DEFINITE FIVE

ONLY IF YOU PROMISE YOU'LL MAKE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good flash, boring unoriginal script.

Suffice to say "Matrix Reloaded" was more exciting than that.

Keep up the good work art/animation wise, but try and find a way to make it more fast paced, if you killed all the bullshit and cut it down into a much shorter movie it would have probably been better.

Doesnt deserve the hype.

Its funny, but the user lies about where he got the sound file because no answering machine especially not digital voice mail allows for a message that long. And its not even a flash movie, I must admit the artwork is pretty good but thats all it is is very cheesey animation barely in sync with a sound file. And if you do click the unsubscribe thigns it does really unsubscribe you so this sounds full of crap anyways, recently i went thruogh every single unsubscribe in my email inbox and I scarcely if ever receive any spam anymore.

s1nt3ch responds:

apparently you don't know crap about anything. this is a real call from a real guy and yes digital answering machins can hold that much of a message especially if it's for a business. The reason I even mention that it's a real call is that other morons like yourself think I made the voice, believe me I sound nothing like that guy. And really does it even matter if you clicked some unsubscribes and they worked. Not everything in the world works like you think it does. And what do you mean by this isn't even a flash movie WTF? I made it in flash. uuhhhhh maybe it's a flash movie.

Great movie for a first.

Style/Humor wise it was a bit lacking I found. First of all theres nothing funny about using Moonlight Sonata in a movie that is to be comedical... Especially if you are a die-hard beethoven admirerm.

The animation was smooth and the drawings were good. But for a purely comedy piece I find I enjoy less complicated artwork better but that might just me.

I definately look foward to more of your work though. You seem like you would be better at more serious movies you should try a serious movie, well not completely serious but you know, an action thignie.

Lets take your basic 5 vote.

Minus 1 point due to lack of original artwork
Minus 1 points due to lack of original animation work.
Minus 1 point because it was incomplete and in no way entertaining.

I'll let you keep 2 points because I understand sprite movies take a lot of effort, but yeah, Crono doesn't talk like a gangly skater kid that deserves to get his ass kicked infact as far as I recall he doesn't talk at all.

Proof that newgrounds is doomed.

Anybody who votes more than 1 on this should be permanently removed from newgrounds.

BURNDOWNDC responds:

The thought police are out again. Anybody who thinks this guy isn't a zero should have their head permanently removed from their body.

Good but horribly innacurate

as a flash movie its good, but you lose 2 points under style because you deliberately put the movie into the matrix's world where only neo can win anyways(which is exactly what made matrix reloaded a boring ass movie)

and humor 0

Because John Preston Losing Isn't funny at all

because Equilibrium is a billion times cooler than the matrix,

but because you are supposed to rate the movie itself, and not your political views regarding the movie, I'll give you an 8

and vote 5 because I'm nice

but because neo won I'm not logging in before I vote:P

nah jk

Good flash, bad writing.

This movie deserves a 5 as a flash movie, review wise though Its not that great.

Although its probably one of the most efforted movies I've ever seen next to Console Wars, theatrical wise its a plain bore...

This might be a good thing to listen to when you come around to part 3...

The plot currently lacks the most important thing.

suspense....

Although everyone always knows the good guys always win, you make it obvious throughout the whole thing that the good guys will win...

It needs points of seeming hopeless.... long strung out periods, inwhich very key characters are killed or brought on their knees with no conceivable method of escape... You almost had that with Scrotum.. but not quite,

Because Scrotum although a main character was not key to the survival of the main character.

If tom and/or wade fulp were at the BBC guy's mercy it would be different... and if it wasn't revealed just beforehand that tom and wade were pulling out a wild card.....

The wild card should never be seen before it is played. Or a better way of putting it "never foreshadow the wild card"

I knew tom and wade were going to open a can of whoop ass, and then suddenly scrotum, a main, but not key character was in trouble, so immediately I knew what would happen.

but other than that, your animating and movie making is quite talented.... but your writing needs to be brushed up on.

Not bad! In Fact, I liked it!

Although I voted five... as i feel this movie should be closer to 3... and voting 3 wouldn't really bring it near 3, so voting 5 is the only way out!! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ITS A CONSPIRACY MAN!!!

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